April 3rd, 2012
Working across the street from a ben and jerrys on free cone day. Awesome! (Taken with instagram)

Working across the street from a ben and jerrys on free cone day. Awesome! (Taken with instagram)

Instagram for Android finally (Taken with instagram)

Instagram for Android finally (Taken with instagram)

December 10th, 2011
saw these at a restaurant and I wanted to take them
also, found out these were called bump pump & grind. lol

saw these at a restaurant and I wanted to take them

also, found out these were called bump pump & grind. lol

November 30th, 2011
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Beyonce - 1+1                                                                                                

I don’t know much about algebra
But I know, that 1 plus 1 equals 2

GPOYW

GPOYW

November 29th, 2011
HA!

HA!

November 18th, 2011
LOL! Incontinence?

LOL! Incontinence?

November 8th, 2011
November 7th, 2011
Yummm…lookin’ good, those fries are.

Yummm…lookin’ good, those fries are.

in a desperate attempt to use up all my monopoly instant win pieces cus today was the last day, I had McDs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. i spent 4 dollars to eat 3 meals today.

in a desperate attempt to use up all my monopoly instant win pieces cus today was the last day, I had McDs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. i spent 4 dollars to eat 3 meals today.

November 4th, 2011
ahahaha.

ahahaha.

(Source: kevinroberts69, via kevingoesrawrr)

November 3rd, 2011

While Helping My Kids Glue...

  • Girl: (concentrating on hot gluing her project)
  • Boy: Use that glue gun, whore.
  • Me: (Laughing hysterically on the inside) That's not a very nice thing to say. (So shocked that that was all I could think of saying)
  • LOL! I love my job. Also I got a 3.25 per hour raise! SCORE! too bad i'm only here for another month n a half.
October 27th, 2011
can’t believe I JUST discovered these. SO AMAZING!! Omnomnomnom!!

can’t believe I JUST discovered these. SO AMAZING!! Omnomnomnom!!

October 15th, 2011

another commercial my apt is in. Target

my apt again…at the end after 0:25